Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is your face? Because.

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You copy and paster!

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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