How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Fags are gay.

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Why is your face? Because.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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