Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Penis.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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