A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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