A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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