why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Bob fell off his roof.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Get in the car.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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