Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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