Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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