What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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