- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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