Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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