Women.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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