HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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No.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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The Detroit Lions

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Fiats

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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