Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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