What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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lol a man is drowning

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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