Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Paper shield.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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