What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

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