- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

you know whats funny... nothing.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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