- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Black Friday

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!