- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

BOTTOM!!!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

You

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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