- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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