- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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