- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Womens Rights

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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