- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

speech and debate.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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