- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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