Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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BOTTOM!!!

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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