- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

A cow says moo and explodes.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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