Jacob Edwards has friends

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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