- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Hello, nice to meet you.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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