- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

i dont like chris

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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