What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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