What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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