- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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