bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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a man said hi.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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poop

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Flop dog

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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