what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

pickle sniffer

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Mark Wilson

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Michael Castillo is gay

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Womens rights !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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