Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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0 + 0 = 0

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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