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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

poop is very very yummy.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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