Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Anti Joke

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