- Anti Joke

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.