- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

women's rights

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

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