What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

what do you call gingers ugly.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

women's rights

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Anti Joke

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