What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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