- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Wanna know something funny? Your face

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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