- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

knock knock

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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