Chicken penis.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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hi bye

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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leon harney ya pikey

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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