- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom.

one day i went to bed

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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