what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Gorden Brown.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's funnier than 68 69

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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