- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Jews

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

i have two hands.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Tell you something funny.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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