Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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you lose.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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You're welcome!

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Loner.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Women's rights

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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