Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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