How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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The BCS

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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general tso's broccoli

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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