- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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