Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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