- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Jacob Edwards has friends

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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