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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What's funnier than 68 69

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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