Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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