- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

women's rights.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

A baby seal walks into a club.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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