- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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