What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

you know whats funny the letter Q

knock knock who's there no one

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Jacob Edwards has friends

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

... i forgot the joke :p

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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