- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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