violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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pickle sniffer

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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u jelly?

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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