What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Nickelback

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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