What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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religion.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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LIFE :(

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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who is mark

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Cheese stick

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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