Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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