- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Are you Drew?

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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