- Anti Joke

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

i like turtals and kids

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

i like turtals and kids

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...