If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

baby seal walks into a club

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A horse walks into a barn.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Anti Joke

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