Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Neither does he.

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