- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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