Gun Control

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Andy Carrol

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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religion.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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