- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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