Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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I ponder

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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