why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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