- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

poop is very very yummy.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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